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DIRT and TRAIL January 22

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Intro. Keeping the wheels turning... JANUARY Issue 2022 We wanna hear from you info@motomedia.co.za Read our back issues at www.motomedia.co.za A motorcycle engineer who was unemployed for a long time decided to open a medical clinic. He puts a sign outside the clinic: “A cure for your ailment guaranteed at R500; we’ll pay you R1,000 if we fail.” A Doctor thinks this is an excellent opportunity to earn R1,000 and goes to his clinic. Doctor: “I have lost my sense of taste.” Engineer: “Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.” Doctor: “This is Petrol!” Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be R500.” The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back a couple of days later to recover his money. Doctor: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.” Engineer: “Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.” Doctor: “But that is Petrol!” Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be R500.” The Doctor leaves angrily and returns after several days, more determined than ever to make his money back. Doctor: “My eyesight has become weak.” Engineer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for this. Take this R1,000,” passing the Doctor a R500 note. Doctor: “But this is R500….” Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your vision back! That will be R500.” Have a great 2022! PUBLISHER: Glenn Foley foleyg@mweb.co.za ADVERTISING AND EDITORIAL: Sean Hendley sean@motomedia.co.za 071 684 4546 OFFICE & SUBSCRIPTIONS: Anette anette.acc@ mweb.co.za ONLINE & DESIGN LAYOUT: Kyle Lawrenson kyle@motomedia.co.za Cape Town Sales and News: Lorna Darrol lornad@motomeda.co.za 074 122 4874 PHOTOGRAPHY Stefan van der Riet CONTRIBUTORS Shado Alston Donovan Fourie Tristan Foley Kurt Beine Mike Wessels Mizz B Kyle Foley Videos and more available online... Copyright © Dirt And Trail Magazine: All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, articles, or other methods, without ASking nicelly... WWW.MOTOMEDIA.CO.ZA no 4 Nor Ema www

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