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Dirt and Trail April 2021

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Intro. Keeping the

Intro. Keeping the wheels turning... A guy is riding his bike through the farmlands in the Freestate and he sees a sign in front of a farm gate: ‘Talking Dog For Sale ‘ He rides down to the house and rings the bell. The owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador sitting there. ‘You talk?’ he asks. ‘Ya,’ the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says ‘So, what’s your story?’ The Lab looks up and says, ‘Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the secret service. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.’ ‘I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running... But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.’ ‘I got married, had a litter of puppies, and now I’m just retired.’ The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. ‘A hundred Rand,’ the farmer says. ‘A Hundred buck! This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?’ ‘Because he talks rubbish! He’s never been out of the yard! Love is in the Air Some images from our valentines competition… Here are some of the entries – good stuff guys! Keep em coming and you might win yourself a custom sticker kit from Robertco! APRIL Issue 2021 PUBLISHER: Glenn Foley foleyg@mweb.co.za ADVERTISING AND EDITORIAL: Sean Hendley sean@motomedia.co.za 071 684 4546 OFFICE & SUBSCRIPTIONS: Anette anette.acc@ mweb.co.za 011 979 5035 ONLINE & DESIGN LAYOUT: Kyle Lawrenson kyle@motomedia.co.za 011 979 5035 Cape Town Sales and News: Lorna Darrol lornad48@yahoo.com 074 122 4874 PHOTOGRAPHY Stefan van der Riet CONTRIBUTORS Shado Alston Donovan Fourie Tristan Foley Kurt Beine Mike Wessels Mizz B Kyle Foley Videos and more available online... RACETECH Caters for MX, ENDURO, TRAIL RIDING, SUPERMOTO, FREESTYLE, SPORT & RECREATIONAL ATVS, ROAD RACING, SPORTS BIKES, TOURERS, VINTAGE BIKES, CRUISERS AND HARLEYS Spring Kits Available WISECO PISTON KITS Wiseco leads the aftermarket performance kits by producing the highest quality pistons on the highest quality forgings. HOTRODS CRANKS AND RODS HOT RODS HAS BEEN MAKING THE BEST AFTERMARKET CRANKSHAFTS AND CONNECTING RODS SINCE 1993. KPMI® PRODUCT BRAND COVERAGE INCLUDE: HARLEY DAVIDSON'S, SPORT BIKES, DIRT BIKES, ATV/UTV'S, TOURERS, CRUISERS, CUSTOMS AND CLASSICS Africa ' s Widest range of Motorcycle parts PIVOT WORKS BEARING KITS FOR MX, ENDURO, ATV AND STREET BIKES. WHEEL BEARINGS, SWING ARM BEARINGS AND LINKAGE. Copyright © Dirt And Trail Magazine: All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, articles, or other methods, without ASking nicelly... WWW.MOTOMEDIA.CO.ZA no 4 Fifth avenue Northmead Benoni Email:G124@mweb.co.za 011 425 1081/4 www.gameservices.co.za